Dinner Time

Jeff: It's almost 5:30, can I prepare you a lovely meal?

Jill: YES.

Jeff: Would you like Special K or Honey Nut Cheerios?

(I give him stink eye)

Jeff: I can offer you the choice of 2% or nonfat milk.

(pause)

Jill: There's leftover chicken and carrots in the fridge.

Jeff: K