How many days in a row can I wear my black, jersey knit skirt to work without being mocked? Answer – 3.
How fat can I let my fingers get and still cram my wedding rings on every day? Answer – no fatter. I officially need to retire the rings and rock the I’m-having-a-child-out-of-wedlock look. Whatevs.
How many peaches and blueberries can I eat per day without making myself sick? Answer – as yet undiscovered. I’ve eaten at least 3 servings of blueberries and 2 peaches per day for the last 2 weeks and the craving shows no sign of letting up soon.
How long before I need a support bar installed in the house to pull myself out of bed? Answer- not much longer.
How many more days til my due date? Answer – 46. This is simultaneously not very many days and a lot of days. 46 days is not very long to wait for a giant life change to take place, nor is it very many days to put off the pain of labor. BUT it is many days to be (increasingly) uncomfortable. It is also many days to stare obsessively in the mirror waiting for stretch marks to make their appearance.