Dear Asshole that broke into my car while I was at work yesterday and stole my stereo,
I hope the $20 you get for selling my shitty stereo buys you some crappy drugs that cause you to overdose and be rushed to the hospital where you need very expensive medical treatment that you can't afford. Or that you piss your drug dealer off and they break your legs. Or something. Because while you were breaking my locks and jacking my stereo I was making an HONEST LIVING.