Jill(Assuming Jeff wasn't picking up after himself): Do you want to explain to me why you left that dead mosquito for me in the bathroom?
Jeff: Maybe it's like when Maurice leaves a dead mouse on the front porch. Maybe it's a gift. Or maybe it's to call attention to the fact that maybe I'm not getting enough acknowledgement for my contributions to this household.
Jill: Are you sure it's not because you're lazy?