There's a LONG standing joke in our relationship that stems from a time when I complained (with total sincerity), "My back hurts. And my pants are too tight!" To which Jeff replied, "An autobiography by Jill Culver." Actually, it might have been Jill Bruton at the time, because this story precedes our marriage.
Anyways. This came up in conversation last night over dinner and it motivated me to ask Jeff what the name of his autobiography would be. Without too much hesitation, he answered, "Handsome, Brave and Modest: an Autobiography"