I keep buying dresses outside my normal style genre, thinking I'm rocking it and then seeing pictures of myself wearing the dress and realizing that I am not rocking anything. Maybe I only wore dresses with fitted waists and full skirts FOR A REASON. Or maybe I just need a bitchy gay friend again - the kind who sees you making a fashion mistake and tells you. I used to have so many of them! They might also cause you to have a little secret-cry in the bathroom on occasion as a direct result of their brutal truths, but at least they tell you when a dress makes you look like a normal body walking around on two tree trunks.