Monday, July 23, 2012

This keeps happening to me

I keep buying dresses outside my normal style genre, thinking I'm rocking it and then seeing pictures of myself wearing the dress and realizing that I am not rocking anything.  Maybe I only wore dresses with fitted waists and full skirts FOR A REASON. Or maybe I just need a bitchy gay friend again - the kind who sees you making a fashion mistake and tells you. I used to have so many of them! They might also cause you to have a little secret-cry in the bathroom on occasion as a direct result of their brutal truths, but at least they tell you when a dress makes you look like a normal body walking around on two tree trunks.


lindsey. said...

Agreed. Every girl needs a good gay friend. I used to have so many too and now I live in the sticks and have none.

sandralbruton said...

Well make a gay friend right away and he will tell you that you are a beautiful styling woman that would be fun to help pick clothing out for!

cranky rae said...

Agree with both of the above points.