Two different conversations with my husband last night.
#1. Over dinner-
Jill: I feel like this construction will never end, I'm sick of eating dinner standing up in the kitchen.
Jeff: Pretend your camping.
Jill: I HATE CAMPING!
Jeff: maddest camper ever.
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#2. During drive to Home Depot-
Jill: Are you getting a haircut soon?
Jeff: (annoyed) YES, I have one scheduled for Tuesday!
Jill: Dude, you gotta keep that shit in check. It's way too long.
silence
Jeff: (quietly) Maybe I'm growing a tail.
silence
Jill: That's a terrible idea.
Jeff: I bet I'd be the only banker with a tail.
1 comment:
Love these little insights in to your life.
And I have been living in an on-again, off-again construction zone for 2 years, so I feel your pain. And I know all about hot dates at Home Depot.
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